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Total Medals Earned: 209 (From 38 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,240 Points

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 8/26/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull Unlocked 11/23/09
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 11/17 (255/480 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

FAT WALLET Unlocked 6/18/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 6/18/09
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
BULLET SPENDER 5 Points Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! 5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (30/500 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Chaos Faction 2

KILL IT WITH FIRE Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points
Burn someone to a crisp
Recycler Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Zoned Out Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Crate Expectations Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points
Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Magic Number Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points
Get a 3x multikill
4 On The Floor Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points
Get a 4x multikill
Architect Unlocked 5/7/10
25 Points
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos Unlocked 5/7/10
25 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal Unlocked 5/7/10
25 Points
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran Unlocked 5/15/10
25 Points
Play 10 deathmatch games
Survivor Unlocked 5/14/10
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Anger Management 10 Points Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
KAPOW! 10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Zero Gravity 10 Points Go offscreen and recover
Fantastic 5 50 Points Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off! 50 Points Knock someone into space
Pacifist 50 Points Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Take The Plunge 50 Points Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away 50 Points Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 12/20 (220/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 9/25/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over 10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast 10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder 25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral 25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)

Da Pink Knight

YouWin Unlocked 6/27/09
25 Points
You Win.
CuttinOutSweets Unlocked 6/27/09
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 6/27/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
TimeAttack Unlocked 6/27/09
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
TKO 10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..

Medals Earned: 4/10 (225/485 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 6/22/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 7/10/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Gojira Unlocked 7/10/09
10 Points
Make a new friend!
The Boy Unlocked 7/10/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 7/10/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
A Smasher is You Unlocked 7/10/09
50 Points
Win the game!
Penguin Popper Unlocked 7/11/09
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/19 (145/430 points)